Quinn
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A married couple was invited to a masquerade party. The wife had a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an hour, woke up feeling much better so she decided to go to the party.
Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and spotted her husband cavorting on the dance floor, dancing with every attractive woman he saw. His wife sidled up to him, and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior. She was sitting in bed reading when he came home, and asked him how his night was.
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He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." 
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I didn't even dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!" :shock:
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