rida
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A philosophy professor was teaching his class about God. He picks on this one student sitting in the front row, and asks him,
Prof : Son Do you believe in God
Student: why Yes sir i sure do. T
Prof: can you see God
Student: No sir
Prof: can you hear God
Student: no sir
Prof: can you touch God
Student: No sir I can't.
Prof: Then my friend, according to the rules of philosophy, there is no God so how can you say you believe in him.
The student was astounded, and didn't know what to say. That whole nite, he thought and thought about what the prof had said. The next day he goes into class and gets up and asks his class.
Student: Class, can you see your professor's brain
Class: no
Student: can you touch his brain
Class: no
Student: can you hear his brain.
Class: Nope.
Student: So then, according to the rules of philosophy, our professor has no brain!!!!
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I like it!...............good one. :^)
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