innocent devil
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You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS exam held
in the year 2002-03 in Islamabad," claimed the source.
However, the spokesman for the Federal Public Service Commission
(FPSC) when contacted by the newspaper said this is next to
impossible that a written paper of a CSS candidate gets into
circulation. "We preserve the written papers for one year and later
destroy them," explained the spokesman.
The suspected essay as reproduced by the newspaper for the interest
of its readers is as follows :
"He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he gives milks, but will do so when he is
got child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the
milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it
do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk
and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.
"Also his other motion. Gober is much useful to trees, plants as
well as for making flat cakes, in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow
is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also,
situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs
on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away
the flies
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| innocent devil
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another post
http://www.funtoosh.com/?dj.php?details=IND~261
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| bioguy
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tough to believe, the grammer is not retarded, the vocabulary is not retarded, the scope of ideas is not retarded, only the whole essay is retarded.
seems to me like this is written by an intelligent person desparately trying to be retarded.
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| angel^Doctor
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OMG ! I was impressed by the vocabulary though 
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| toolazy2study
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hilarious...he has child...he has four taps in basement.....love it....read it to one of my girlfriends....really funny
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| pipi99
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he is going into psychiatry, I bet!
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| myeloma
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tails in the back yard......... and also his other motion ..GOBER ..hehehehe
good one!!
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| innocent devil
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@pipi99
this is the wish for yr 2008-09
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