Quinn
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- You answer the door before people knock.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
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| Quinn
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-You haven't had REM sleep since the Bulls won the championship
-You post jokes and them reply to them
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| bbb
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:lol:
So, is there a problem???? :wink:
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| Alina T
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no, but u gotta blink from time to time..... :lol:
haaaa.....liked the sneezing part. :lol: :lol:
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| Quinn
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Not really....considering I am studying around the clock now! and I learned how even the simplest things can give you so much humor when you are sleep deprived.
Alina T....glad you enjoyed it!....just trying relieve some of the stress with a little humor
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| Bravo-man
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How about, you drink the coffee and then you fall asleep. 
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| Quinn
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Good one...:^)
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