new_n_lost
Politically InCorrect
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, Hello.
Mrs. Sanders, please.
Speaking.
Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.
What do you mean? Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimers and the other one tested positive for HIV. We cant tell which is which.
Thats dreadful! Can you do the test again? questioned Mrs. Sanders.
Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, dont sleep with him.
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| paheli
It'sAllAboutGoodKarma
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lol! Brainy doc! That's called applying your knowledge!! He evidently did well on the MLEs!! 
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| drnaik
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gud one!!!!
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