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05/26/08 - 01:22 PM       #1

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the Dr had to say about the wife being pregnant.

The Dr. said "Let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know. This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event. One year he got ready to go hunting and grabbed an umbrella instead of his gun. He got to the beaver pond and saw a bever pulled up the umbrella and said pow pow and the beaver fell over dead. "

The Dr. asked the 82 year old patient what he thought happened to the beaver and the patient said I think someone else shot the beaver.


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05/26/08 - 01:31 PM       #2

good cognitive function, answer option with Alzheimer's can be easily excluded
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05/26/08 - 02:46 PM       #3

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05/27/08 - 12:08 PM       #4

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05/27/08 - 02:18 PM       #5

GOGETA wrote:
nnl YOUARE ALIVE
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Good to see you around mate.


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