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3 old men are at a doctor's office for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, 'What is 3 times 3?'. Came the reply, '274'.
When the doctor asks the second man, he replies, 'Tuesday'.
The doctor shakes his head sadly and asks the third man. '9', he replies. 'That's great!', says the doctor. 'How did you arrive at that?' 'Simple', he says. 'Just subtract 274 from Tuesday'.
Edited by paheli on 05/20/08 - 06:42 AM
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 ...didnt get it...
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Very sorry, the fonts got screwed up a bit for some reason. I've fixed it now.
Hope it's funnier this time.
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ok Sorry Still didnt get it .
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Read it again!! 
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sorry but i did't get it
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new_n_lost wrote:
ok Sorry Still didnt get it .
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OMG!! You really don't get it??  But, it's so funny! If someone reads this thread and agrees with me, the please make yourself known!! Thank you.
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Well i m still trying to figure Tuesday and 274
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dear paheli...i keep coming back to this thread in the hope that someone will explain this joke and i can rest my dying grey cells.....help me out..not getting it (for some time now!)
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it is funny..!!!!!! is it serious that no one gets it or is it just some prank to get paheli all worked up..!! ???i
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nope...
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No am really seriously getting worried..used to be good at getting jokes...please do the math for me someone!
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mukho wrote:
No am really seriously getting worried..used to be good at getting jokes...please do the math for me someone!
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testing cognitive ability... the first two old men give obvioulsy illogical and wierd answers.. perplexing the doctor... while the third guy gives the right answer.. which excited the doctor and he asked him to expalain how he arrived at the solution... now there is the catch... the third guy gives an equally oe maybe even more absurd solution ..and it was just a matter of pure luck that the answer was right...!!!!!!!
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gosh i just butchered a joke...i hope this is a prank..!!!!!
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oh
ok...am learning to sympathise with 'old men' and their cognitive abilites!
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mukho wrote:
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ok...am learning to sympathise with 'old men' and their cognitive abilites!
Thanks Atleast someone Respects "Us OLD MEN "
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more than respect...i feel for them...am in the same boat u see (u would let old women share too right?!)
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funny thread
pahely, i think they full you with multiple "didn't get it".
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new_n_lost wrote:
Well i m still trying to figure Tuesday and 274
And therein lies your mistake!
Since when did we ever get the joke by analyzing it to death? Just laugh with your instinctive response. Don't THINK!!
To those who got the joke, I love you guys! 
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paheli wrote:new_n_lost wrote:
Well i m still trying to figure Tuesday and 274
And therein lies your mistake! Since when did we ever get the joke by analyzing it to death? Just laugh with your instinctive response. Don't THINK!! To those who got the joke, I love you guys!
Sorry.
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Don't be!
We can all take this to be equivalent to your MMSE! Same applies to the others who didn't get it!
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MMSE >> ???
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