doc649
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HI all...I recently heard a nice joke.....and posting it just for fun after the day long exhaustive study...h.ope it doesn't hurt anyone.....
Why people are afraid of Indians!!!!
Here is a 'true' story about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said," Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!"
Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,".
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.
"The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, " George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything more, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!
"And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq , 2005."
 
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| mukho
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that was funny
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| doc649
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Another one....
The definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping
pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life,
to be wise after death
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| RX 135
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| doc649
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dr.RX....looks like you did get fun from the second one...
thanks buddies for stopping by..
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| 1.ammara
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i must say, first one is really funny
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