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A man was sitting reading his newspaper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?", the man asked.
The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pant pocket."
The man then said, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan., knocking him out.
Whe he regains his consciousness, the man asks her why she hit him again.
To this she replied, 'Your horse called."
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| grechita12
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it's funny!!!!!!!!!!
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| new_n_lost
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lol
Yup Never give out ur home number and always always keep a separate number for such endeavours and different address. You do get caught if only the other person is lucky. 
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I just had to pst something where a woman inflicts pain on the man, arlete, and this was ideal. Even if he was cheating, she gets to swing the weapon!
[My dark, violent side revealing itself here! ]
Now, I'm going to stay single for ever and ever, aren't I?!  .....oh noooo
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| paheli
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new_n_lost wrote:lol Yup Never give out ur home number and always always keep a separate number for such endeavours and different address. You do get caught if only the other person is lucky.
My, what planning, sir!
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paheli wrote:new_n_lost wrote:lol Yup Never give out ur home number and always always keep a separate number for such endeavours and different address. You do get caught if only the other person is lucky. My, what planning, sir!
Hmm ......nothing just letting me peeps out there that get inventive and innovative in such situations......
Thats all.
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| grechita12
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or maybe avoid those situations and don't be unfaithfull, don't you think is better and saves you a lot of stress? 
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grechita12 wrote:or maybe avoid those situations and don't be unfaithfull, don't you think is better and saves you a lot of stress?
Yeah but we men like the excitement, the rush of adrenaline and all that.
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new_n_lost wrote:grechita12 wrote:or maybe avoid those situations and don't be unfaithfull, don't you think is better and saves you a lot of stress? Yeah but we men like the excitement, the rush of adrenaline and all that.
And who says women dont?
The difference is that when a women is with another person
95% of the time her partner does not know about it.
04% of the time the guys knowsand think about it, have a general idea about it, but doesnt have enough proof.
01% of the time they have the proof of everything.
And that is the difference when a women is with someone else than when a guy is.
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| GOGETA
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WAO I just realise I killed this thread.
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GOGETA wrote:
WAO I just realise I killed this thread.
Nah you said what you have been through. So you havent killed it but given it another point of view.
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good one!
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and even if some men know.......they just want to live in denial
I agree with NNL stats
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| Feyza
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NNL ! Im gonna kill you you bad
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Feyza wrote:NNL ! Im gonna kill you you bad
Well what can i say there is a long list of people who want to do it (kill Me). So you will have to wait. Sorry
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