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new_n_lost
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01/17/08 - 01:19 PM

Winders XP: Redneck Edition

SPECIAL PRESS RELEASE:

A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed.

It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, and has a a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver.

Other differentiating features:

* The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
* My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
* Dial up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
* Control Panel is known as the "The Dashboard"
* Hard Drive is referred to as "4- Wheel Drive"
* Floppies are "them little ol plastic disc thangs"
* Instead of an error message a "garbage bag and roll of duct tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAS EDITION:

OK . . . . . . . . . . ats aw-right
Cancel . . . . . . . stopdat
Reset . . . . . . . try er agin
Yes . . . . . . . . . yep
No . . . . . . . . . . noop
Find . . . . . . . . .hunt fer it
Go to. . . . . . . . over yonder
Back . . . . . . . . back yonder
Help . . . . . . . . hep me out here
Stop . . . . . . . . kwitit
Start . . . . . . . crank er up
Settings . . . . . . settins
Programs . . . . . .stuff at duz stuff
Documents . . . . .stuff ah done did

Also note that ARKANSAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to Winders XP:

* Tiperiter . . . . . . . A word processing program
* Colerin book . . . . . a graphics program
* cyferin mersheen . . . Calculator
* outhouse paper . . . . notepad
* iner-net . . . . . . . Microsoft Explorer 5.5
* pichers . . . . . . . . A graphics viewer

I hope this helps all y'all!

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seem.bh

01/20/08 - 12:22 PM

r they actually usin this in arkanas??..i have an aunt thr who said they used windows vista...

new_n_lost
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01/23/08 - 02:02 PM

seem.bh wrote:
r they actually usin this in arkanas??..i have an aunt thr who said they used windows vista...

Are you sure abt this cos i did like to know that.

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motorola
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01/30/08 - 03:11 AM

drsmiley

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02/03/08 - 10:15 PM

punny!!

n' ...it ain't true, can't be...

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