new_n_lost
Politically InCorrect
Topics: 650
Posts: 6,058
|
Please dont get offended or find me Politically incorrect. But its a good joke.
Football explained by a Blonde
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!
___________________
FORUM RULES-- Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck --P4U World.." The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
|
| silver
Forum Guru
Topics: 21
Posts: 772
|
___________________
Every disaster hides an opportunity.
|
| GOGETA
I'm Dr. GOGETA
Topics: 319
Posts: 2,704
|
funny
___________________
As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into.
|
| arlete
Intern in 2009!!!!!
Topics: 30
Posts: 2,216
|
Good one!
___________________
When men make the rules, God decides the exceptions.
|
| angel^Doctor
Forum Guru
Topics: 32
Posts: 450
|
___________________
The more I know, the more I don't know!
|
| seem.bh
|
gud one
|
|
| |
| | | | | | |
