new_n_lost
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These calls r worth looking at .
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
New call
Customer: Hi, 1 can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... 1 hadn't inserted it yet ... it's still on my desk... sorry ...
New call
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's still not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: 1 hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
New call
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
New call
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
New call
Customer: I can't get on the Internet
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
New call
Customer: I have a problem. I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
New call
Customer: 1 have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah. ............ .......thank you.
New call
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now?
Customer: A teddy bear my partner bought for me in the supermarket.
New call
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
New call
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
New call
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.
New call
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
New call
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.Can
you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
New call
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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| P4a99
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New call
Customer: Hello... I can't print. 
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal ; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Now thats the spirit 
New call
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer. 
This ones is cool also!
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| paheli
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this one's my fave:
"New call
Customer: Hi, 1 can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... 1 hadn't inserted it yet ... it's still on my desk... sorry ..."
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Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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| Sayulita
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funny
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| new_n_lost
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A relative of mine asked a similiar question.
Customer: 1 have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah. ............ .......thank you.
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