new_n_lost Politically InCorrect

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| | 10/27/07 - 08:23 PM  
 
   
 
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This one is hilarious !!!! The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table, was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
___________________ FORUM RULES-- Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck --P4U World.." The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
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| RX 135 Forum Elite

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| | 10/28/07 - 10:31 AM  
 
   
 
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| mukho Forum Elite
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| | 11/10/07 - 10:57 PM  
 
   
 
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i am in peds and these posts are not just funny they are so true...kids really are amazing!
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| jole Forum Elite
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| | 11/14/07 - 08:37 AM  
 
   
 
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| Doc750 transfer:step 3 prison

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| | 11/14/07 - 08:44 AM  
 
   
 
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___________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards.
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