new_n_lost
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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“People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.' ”
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards.
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