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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$ 300,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,500,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 1,000,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN; Thanks, honey, I love you...bye.
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to???????
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| new_n_lost
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a female friend told me that proves her theory that the perfect husband doesnt exist to which i repsonded that yup as long as the perfect wife doesnt exist it doesnt make sense for the hubby to exist.
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that proves my point that to keep most women happy, you just need lots of money.
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perfect !
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| Doc750
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I have a perfect woman one somewhere. When I get time, I'll dig it up
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