new_n_lost
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Revenge is sweet and best served cold !!!! So watch out guys !!!!
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. XXX
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| new_n_lost
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Do tell me if guys can see the pics.
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| paheli
It'sAllAboutGoodKarma
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oh, good it stopped when it bumped into the Ferrari, and thank God the door is only slightly damaged........!!
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 ...thats a ferrari...PUNCH..this is for that woman..
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| Doc750
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punch for what? The insurance picks up the tab and you get a life time "get out of jail free" card. No matter what you do wrong for the rest of your life, she can't say anything. B/c you'll just bring up the "ferrari you so dearly loved "
No more, "why are you home so late?"
No more "why do you smell like a cheap hooker?"
No more "Not tonight, I have a headache"
No more "how come your GF doesn't clean up before leaving?"
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| Doc750
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yeah right, who am I kidding. THe second time you bring up the "ferrari", she'll be like "get over it already, and some how reverse guilt trip you into thinking that it's actually your fault for the ferrari getting hit.
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| Doc750
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nice photoshop by the way .. next time the ceiling needs some scrap marks or broken up drywall or something though.
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| faraym
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the bike is intact LOL
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