ShweHope99.9998
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21st Century
A is for apple, and B is for boat , that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
A's for arthritis; ... kind of fashion in golden age
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! ... oh do not foget the online or cross border shopping from our brother in north too to get more pills with the cheaper prize too .
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? .. Thank god, SARS only comes several times in that same one yr with sparing us in here.
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears! ... is that a Christmas already, again ??
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; ... that diaper looks fancy
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know. ... nope, I don't think I need a ride in that roller coaster or any spinner , I feel like I already did .
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
...... Am a good citizen or human beings ???
Have a good one every one, free to c/p in ur post here & add or change as u like, since I got it from friend , I did add , change abit only already .
Edited by ShweHope99.9998 on 09/19/07 - 05:52 PM
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| paheli
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lol!!
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| ShweHope99.9998
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it makes me when got it today , I only add very very few ie with word behind ... though will lighten up our this special Wednesday .
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