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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
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so westernize
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| paheli
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but, so true.........
i've read that for some people, marrying and divorcing is a profession , i.e. regular source of income. they even find ways around prenups these days.
sure beats struggling this hard for a health care job..........!!! but, i still wouldn't trade it for the world. no way!
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paheli wrote:but, so true......... i've read that for some people, marrying and divorcing is a profession , i.e. regular source of income. they even find ways around prenups these days. sure beats struggling this hard for a health care job..........!!! but, i still wouldn't trade it for the world. no way!
r u saying if you got 100 mill for a divorce u will still work your ass off for MLE and residency? i certainly wouldnt, will prolly travel around the world and chill
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Jackofknives wrote:
r u saying if you got 100 mill for a divorce u will still work your ass off for MLE and residency? i certainly wouldnt, will prolly travel around the world and chill
ok, i'll see what he looks like first........so i can have the dough, and also have a hunk as my ex...........!!! then maybe buy a hospital, so i'll be COO right away. who needs the mles then??!!
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