new_n_lost
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If you really want to know why you are lagging behind in the work place (promotion wise) and the person next to you who though being as untalented as you are is getting all the praises.
Well Follow these simple rules and you will go far
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N o P Q R S T U V W X Y z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-o-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-o-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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| samreena
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| silver
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Awesome!!!
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