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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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| paheli
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she's smart, eh??!!
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| hedieh
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New_n_Lost you are such a anti-femenine! There are lots a jokes about men, sometimes you make me feel that I want to post jokes about men, but I won't do that. I respect each person based on what does she/he have in her/his head, not based on their sex, so if I want to post some anti-men jokes in response to you, it will be against my beliefs.
I wish you'll get a female cheif resident in the hospital that you are going to be matched!
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| faraym
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and a Female PD and all female colleagues....
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| hedieh
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Yes, Faraym.
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hedieh wrote: I wish you'll get a female cheif resident in the hospital that you are going to be matched!
faraym wrote:and a Female PD and all female colleagues....
Poor nnl, it will be a nightmare..., for him of course..., for me it would be a dream come true, just kidding
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the place where I had my first baby was an all women's hospital..including the chef ,ECG tech, Housekeeper & radiology tech.
The only males around were sleeping in the nursery wearing blue caps, blue socks and blue bibs.
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| new_n_lost
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hedieh wrote: New_n_Lost you are such a anti-femenine! There are lots a jokes about men, sometimes you make me feel that I want to post jokes about men, but I won't do that. I respect each person based on what does she/he have in her/his head, not based on their sex, so if I want to post some anti-men jokes in response to you, it will be against my beliefs.
You Find this Anti Feminist !!! Now thats a Shocker. This IS A JOKE SO TAKE IT AS SUCH . THE POINT OF THE JOKE WAS BASED ON A THE AMERICAN SOCIETY NEEDS OF THE ALIMONY AND LAVISHES SHE WANTS. If U found this offensive I m sorry but its the Truth that at a any given day that particular genre of the Americanised woman wud readily give up everything for money. Now if the Husband is clever and she cudnt top him off then wht can we all do.
All my jokes have been mixed both hinting at women and men alike never saw this as a anti feminism/chauvanist thingy.
But this also proves another theory U gals Believe in wht u want to believe and rest is skipped . Gals never go for the broader picture.
Gals For the Love Of God JUST CHILL .
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hedieh wrote: I wish you'll get a female cheif resident in the hospital that you are going to be matched!
Well that wud be more fun for me cos She has to be really and i do mean really Happily married cos i m gonna flirt with her every day as if it was the last day on Earth. And i do mean that the only factor thats gonna stop me otherwise I m Gonna Rock HER
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hedieh, why won't you post about men?????????????   do it for the rest of us!!!
nnl, you've shattered this impression of you i had of being a bookworm[no offence meant at all, coz your upcoming score will prove me accurate] but, 'i m gonna flirt with her every day' jeez that sounds pretty determined!!
Edited by paheli on 09/17/07 - 12:24 AM. Reason: incorrect grammar
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| hedieh
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????????? What Does this mean? I don't understand!
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| egomez2001
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, way to go nnl
To much testosterone in the air, kidding...
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hedieh wrote:
????????? What Does this mean? I don't understand!
It means nnl it´s going to make this future chief resident, fall in love "heels over head" with him...
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| egomez2001
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Maybe the chief resident is as cute as Hedieh´s avatar
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| new_n_lost
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egomez2001 wrote:Maybe the chief resident is as cute as Hedieh´s avatar
LOL ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But i think i wud rather go for the Yuna's Avatar
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new_n_lost wrote:
Well that wud be more fun for me.....I m Gonna Rock HER
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I know!!!, also ROFLMAO!!!
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| hedieh
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Excuse me guys, but you don't talk like proffesional doctors.
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hedieh wrote:
Excuse me guys, but you don't talk like proffesional doctors.
Time for something serious.
DEAR BBB,
Can we please please borrow Casie and Molly for sometime .
Edited by faraym on 09/17/07 - 06:38 PM. Reason: Forgot the smileys!!LOL
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| egomez2001
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Hedieh, I´m sorry if u got offended at any moment..., but we are joking, relax..., there is time to be serious and time to relax, have fun and joke, of course without being offensive to anybody and I think none of us was at any moment...
This is a "lounge" forum and a "joke thread", I don´t think this is the time to behave like "profesional doctors"...
Any way, please forgive me if I was offensive at any time, it was not my intention and recieve all my respect that you of course deserve...
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| egomez2001
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Faraym, stop it
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| new_n_lost
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hedieh wrote:
Excuse me guys, but you don't talk like proffesional doctors.
Look I apologise for getting u mixed up into this joke but this is the Lounge and we kinda let some of the steam here.
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egomez2001 wrote:Faraym, stop it
Chill guys ,that was also a joke!!
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| bioguy
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DUDE NNL!!! I forwarded your CIA joke to my wife and got a beating  that evening!!!!!! I AM NOT FORWARDING YOUR JOKES ANYMORE!!!!! 
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