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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
"8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!"
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
"Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Fools!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now."
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| silver
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acintya wrote:
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
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| paheli
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am never getting a cat!!
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| egomez2001
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So good and so true
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| GOGETA
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gogeta will never hurt anyone on purporse.
People are scar of him because he is completely black and have a dark evil look
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| paheli
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GOGETA wrote:
gogeta will never hurt anyone on purporse.
People are scar of him because he is completely black and have a dark evil look
oh, my God, you're funny, gogeta!!! [i mean the human]
can't stop laughing now......!!!!
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| acintya
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LOLLLL!!! The EXCEPTION to this is Gogeta the cat.....what say??
When I posted this first, I thought about your cat Gogeta.....but no offense to him ok??
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