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I am going to be a part of this forum for next 6 months and things had already started getting tense...
I am planning on starting a series..which will ease us all..so enjoy this one on me..
Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
no offense to any blondes here....
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| new_n_lost
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| P4a99
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is it like this with all blondes or only female blondes?
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| paheli
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enjoyed this one!!! 
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| new_n_lost
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praying4a99 wrote: is it like this with all blondes or only female blondes?
Dont Know Abt U  But My Curiousity is more of the Females Males I dont Need to know. 
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| P4a99
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Well i guess we need to wait and see whether i get the 99 or not 
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| paheli
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i cannot picture you blond, p4a99!!
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| P4a99
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What you thought im a negro? Im not from Eastern Asia either. 
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