paheli It'sAllAboutGoodKarma

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| | 07/28/07 - 10:58 PM  
 
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Esp for the prep4usmle surg hopefuls.....be kind to your patients!! Oops! Has anyone seen my watch? Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! Damn, there go the lights again... Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. What do you mean, he's not insured? Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" What do you mean "You want a divorce"! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
___________________ Prepare as if you're the worst, Perform as if you're the best! As you dream, so you manifest. So, DREAM BIG!! When you face hardship, remember, God never gives you more than you can handle. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows. Internship, Here I come!!
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| arlete Forum Fanatic

Topics: 50 Posts: 3,602
| | 07/29/07 - 07:34 AM  
 
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At the ICU: "Patientes, the electrician is here. Everybody take a deep breath and hold, he's going to fix something really quickly!"
___________________ Now it's on God's hands. I've done my best!
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