new_n_lost
Politically InCorrect
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great,"he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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| paheli
It'sAllAboutGoodKarma
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good one!
oh btw, very magnetic avatar that you got there 
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| ShweHope99.9998
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Shuuuuuuu , don't let your fiance hear this . Woman should know man change after the marriage , all those favor , sweety , soft caring talks, manner are in the dream land, not even, gone with the wind , throw into the space , so will not able to retrieve or come back I think 
Now your avatar is the best , thought you've near exm syndrome by previous avatar
Looks like magic ball to wish for 99, 99, 99 with magic to glue your eyes to the books to study hard .
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