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A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant, "harry, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".
"Yes, sir!!!" answers harry.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, "So, harry, How was your day?" harry told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a Headache so I gave him Analgin."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had running nose and I gave him Coldarin, sir" says harry.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything and lies down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"
And what did you do harry?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!!
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