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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
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| arlete
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| paheli
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good one there!
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| acintya
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LOLL!!!
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| GOGETA
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Gogeta does not get it
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| silver
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GOGETA wrote:Gogeta does not get it
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| new_n_lost
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GOGETA wrote:Gogeta does not get it
thats the point to Gogeta as he has already missed his appointment and the bed is still reserved for him Under the Category of Long Time Friends of Johnny Walker !!!!
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| Sayulita
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new_n_lost wrote:
thats the point to Gogeta as he has already missed his appointment and the bed is still reserved for him Under the Category of Long Time Friends of Johnny Walker !!!!
SSSSSSSSSsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggaaaaaaaaarrrrr
that is funny
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| Sayulita
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still good joke
Mental humor
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