new_n_lost
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A Plea of Help by A Girl.....to the Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Edited by new_n_lost on 06/05/07 - 07:24 PM
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I uninstalled HUSBAND 1.0 and replaced that operating system with EX-HUSBAND 1.1 and surprisingly EX-HUSBAND 1.1 comes with some neat applications like FLOWERS 7.0, FRIENDSHIP 3.0, and HAPPINESS 2.0...
by no means am i suggesting that EX-HUSBAND 1.1 is best for all computers... I just know that it works best with my computing system...
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CocaCola wrote:I uninstalled HUSBAND 1.0 and replaced that operating system with EX-HUSBAND 1.1 and surprisingly EX-HUSBAND 1.1 comes with some neat applications like FLOWERS 7.0, FRIENDSHIP 3.0, and HAPPINESS 2.0... by no means am i suggesting that EX-HUSBAND 1.1 is best for all computers... I just know that it works best with my computing system...
THIS IS A RECALL NOTICE
Tech Support
Ur program EX-HUSBAND 1.1 is up for a recall cos the program is not functioning correctly according to ur description although ur version is wanted we wanted to make but cudnt for some unforseen reasons.
We wud like to adapt this program to ur version and see how it works. We r also extremely happy that for once Somebody APPRECIATED the Husband Programs cos somehow they although being very useful have been understated and under-rated.
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HEEEEY!!!
May be users don't know how to run well programs like FLOWERS or JEWERLY... We operative systems have simple needs, you should try to run an antivirus from time to time, and not installing undesirable programs like NAGGING, or MOTHER-IN-LAW... Treat your computer well and your OS can ease your work, give you entertainment (of any kind...  ), and be a trustful tool in your everyday living.
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