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A teacher assigned the students to ask their parents for an item to fill the class' first aid cabinet. The next day everyone returned with one item for the cabinet.
"Peter what did you bring?" asked the teacher... "rubbing alcohol"
"Good, who gave it to you?"... " my mother" answered the boy
"And what did she tell you?"... " That it is an antiseptic solution"
"Now, Mary: what did you bring?"... "Gauze"
"Good, who gave it to you?"... "My father" answered the girl
"And what did he tell you?"... "That I can cover wounds with it"
One by one the teacher asked her students, until she finally reached the last boy.
"OK, John: what did you bring?"... "An Oxigen tank"
"WHAT?!?! and who gave you that?!?!" ... "My grandfather"
"And what did he tell you?"...
DOOOON'T *GASP* TAAAKE *COGH COGH* AWAYYYYYY
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