Isther
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One farmer opened a chicken farm with 5000 chicks. Now all he wanted was one strong rooster to mate all the 5000 the chicks. He went to an animal store asking for a rooster capable of such heroic deed. The clerk said that he have what the farmer was looking but warned him about how dangerous that animal can be. The farmer thought "How dangerous a little rooster can be?... Nah "He insisted in buying the rooster despite the warning. The clerk finally agreed and handed a tiny rooster all tied up and blind folded. The farmer laugh for a while and took the rooster.
Once in the farm, the farmer released the untied rooster in the middle of the farm... The moment the rooster saw the chicks, he became frenetic and jumped over the chicks while screaming out loud. One by one the chicks were mated and in only half hour he run out of chicks to mate. The rooster became even more crazy and jumped over the fence and run directly where the other farm animals were. The farmer was paralyzed watching scared how the tiny rooster wasted the cows, the bull, the horses, the dogs, the pigs, and even the mice.
When there was no other animals left, the rooster took a rascally look at the farmer and start to run toward him. The farmer started to scream for help, run into his house and lock all doors and windows. The rooster tryed to get in, and when he couldn't he just sat in front of the door looking directly to the farmer's house. The rooster didn't move a feather for 5 weeks, day and night, just waiting for the farmer to come out.
When the farmer run out of food, he decided that he would have to accept his fate if he wants to continue living. So he opened the door, and for his sorprise, the tiny rooster was laying in the floor dead, with 2 vultures flying over the dead animal.
The farmer started to dance and scream in joy, cursing the rooster. When suddenly, the rooster rised his head and said: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE THOSE CUTE FLYING BRUNETTES... YOU COME LATER"
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"SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE THOSE CUTE FLYING BRUNETTES... YOU COME LATER"
 
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