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One man was planning to get rid of his wife's cat. One day, he grabs the cat, yells at his wife "Honey, I'm taking the cat for a walk", gets into the car and drives 10 blocks. He drops the cat in a corner and return to his place. When he crosses the door the cat was purring at the wife's legs.
Frustrated, he decided to try again the next day. Grabs the cat, yells the wife, but this time he drives 20 blocks. When he returned home, the cat was again purring and his wife's legs.
Next day, same ritual, but this time he drives 50 blocks... When he returned home, the result was the same.
Determined to make the cat dissapear, he repeat the ritual one more time, but this time he drives 35 blocks north, then turns left and drives 15 blocks, then 23 blocks to the right, 10 blocks to the left, 53 to the left, crosses a bridge, make a U turn, drives for 45 mins, crosses the state line, gets into a ferry to cross a lake, and ends in the top of a mountain.... He drops the cat and starts his journey back.
A couple of hours later he calls his wife: "Honey? Is the cat with you?"
She answered: "Actually he is crossing the door... Why?"
"Ask the SOB if he can pick me up, I'M LOST"
Edited by new_n_lost on 05/12/07 - 09:07 AM
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 , he needs GPS 
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No need of GPS if you have such a cat
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