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This is a A Joke Plz Take It as Such . My Apologies to Anyone who finds this offensive but Wht can i say U have Some issues which need to be looked plz contact ur nearest Psych office.
Here's a little story for you about cultural differences in relationships.
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got standed on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Pakistani men and 1 Pakistani woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
I. And lastly, the 2 Pakistani men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Pakistani woman
Edited by new_n_lost on 05/07/07 - 11:21 PM
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| Aashi
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I liked D and E 
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| new_n_lost
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P.S I M A PAKISTANI MYSELF
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HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I so love the last......... poor NNL.
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I love it !
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that was hilarious!!!
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good one!  
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.... gave me a gud break from studying... five min well spent.....
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hey You forgot Indians!
J. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman.
............ One Indian man loves the Indian woman but she loves the other Indian man .....but he does nt love her......and the 2 Indian men are actually long lost brothers!!
So, the 3 Indians are singing SAD SONGS and roaming everywhere!!
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| inkspot
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yeah faraym!!!! agree typical indian movie! love triangle and lost brothers.
poor pakistanis ! in our high school days we had this slogan for our cricket team " dont delay win today"
I loved the mexian part ! selling her like cocaine! lol
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| faraym
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THE ISLAND part 2
After 2 years.......
1.The American men have become tired of figuring out the TRUE MEANING OF LIFE. Now they are busy planning for Presidential elections of the ISLAND . They already know how they would keep everyone on the island under control!!
Meanwhile ,the American woman wants to experiance motherhood ,so she is looking for a surrogate and an anonymous sperm donor. She is busy with her 3 pet monkeys and a cutie pie baby python!! She also wants to adopt some iguanas.
2. 1/3 of the Mexicans are trying to cross into the American part of the island , others are ALREADY THERE!!
3.mmmmmm one of the Pakistani men has finally decided to speak up. He has sent word to the Pakistani girl via the Indian man ,to tell the Indian girl to ask the pakistani girl if its ok , to speak to her.....
4. The Indians are still singing songs around trees!!
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| new_n_lost
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No I Think Paki Dude Kinda Wised Up and Decided to Get Jealousy Factor In and Flirts with Indian Girl to get an Response from the Paki Girl.
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| faraym
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It was really a funny joke(the original one ), new_and_lost , I laugh every now and then thinking about it
hope no one sees me or they'll think I have some PTSD after the CS 
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| new_n_lost
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No the Indian Goes after the American Lady cos he thinks he is better off with a American Woman proving the theory correct that he is a ABCD ( American Born Confused Desi)
P.S this is to this particular Indian
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| new_n_lost
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But the Paki Dude Gets Hitched up with the DESI GIRL Indian or Paki Take ur pick but he does get hitched up.
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