new_n_lost
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A dog walks into a post office, straight up to the counter and picks up a telegram form. Writes down ' WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ' and hands it over to the clerk with the money.
The clerk says," The standard price is for up to 10 words and you've only written 9, you could have another WOOF and it wouldn't cost you anymore."
The dog looks at the clerk puzzled and says " But then it wouldn't make any sense at all "
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Very cute!
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woof!!
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