unique1
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Read it on another forum and thought of sharing it here :
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American," You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he's my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems .... Give me a break!!"
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| bbb
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Gee, and I thought it was bad when my ex-husband became my step brother.....
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| new_n_lost
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Roflmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| usmlefever
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good one unique
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| unique1
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 Thanks !!!!
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