ok.. my reactions..
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1: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Actually, thats called "sensible distribution of labor" 
And frm the men's side.. We earn-they shop; n the old adage "His money-our money, my money- my money"  we get the car serviced-she drives it n bangs it up
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2: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Thats funny, but i still wonder why men r more adept at using gadgets than women?  and don't say that they don't need them or some other excuse.
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3:How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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4:What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
And what did He say after making women? OH NO! I ws supposed to do better, not worse 
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5:What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
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6:What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
is ur hubby trustworthy??
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7:What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
certainly, coz he has half a brain more than a woman
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8:What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
Nothing new in that.. women exchange bachelors all the time 
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9:What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
See? men have a penchant fr making a fantastic evening out of a disaster.. while some women seem to have a skill to do it the other way round
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10:What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
 n then nothing ll work.
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11:Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
That habit of forgetting is actually quite handy in forgetting the misdeeds of women At least we don't squabble over it later.
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12:Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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13:Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
And everyone loves kids...
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14:What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
And both of them make women look better
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15:What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Agreed.. another example of SENSIBLE DIVISION OF LABOR
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16:What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
The trouble is... the "one man" keeps on changing fr women
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17:What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
of course we can't expect that frm a woman.. no honesty there
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18:Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
And God has created a masterpiece in disaster
unique1 wrote:
19:Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why don't little girls whine? Because they know that they hv already perfected the art n don't need to practice
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20:Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
hmmm... does that mean all women repel each other? of course men r so well mannered that they consider all women to be smart.. as u said in point 16 urself
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21:Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
i think nnl answered that already
Edited by indidoc1 on 03/27/07 - 03:30 AM
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Nice try Indi ....... but....... .
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amazing unique ego of some(men ofcos) got hurt on hearing bitter truth and some alraedy have tried applying defense mech  ..lol
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Egos of Men r not very Stern KG
A Woman's Ego is far more Dangerous than A Man
They Dont Say this Without Reason
" Hell Hath No Fury Than A Woman Scorned"
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Here we go again.....................
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LOL Cmon Unique No Way
Dont Worry Its still A Healthy Discussion ( I Hope)
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Ok its cartoon time
Tom and jerry( LOL he is wearing a helmet this time--->so I guess baseball bat wont smash his tiny brain unique, try a hammer or driller instead)------->I love this show
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Aha She Noticed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, lmao
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 Your wish is my command!!!!!!!
And good luck on your test Aashi.
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LOL!..
I think TOM already knows ur intentions,he is practicing how to wrestle in the washroom..
GL to u too unique!
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Lady I think U need to have a Chk up with the Ophthalmologist Cos I Think My Avatar does Show i Prefer to Side with Jerry.
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Ok unique , ur trick worked, u really smashed his tiny brain..hez delerious now! hez gettin confused abt whoz tom and whoz jerry..and when did i ever tell that u DONT prefer jerry,I was talking abt TOM aka indidoc...
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lol
Nice Trap Buddy I knew when i was getting into but NICE TRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liked it
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