new_n_lost
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Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with The boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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| unique1
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| keepgoing
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what kindda study is this  blind,eh??   whatever, it proves females thinking is pure and crystal clear HOW SWEET thanks,behalf of all females here take it as compliment... 
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| Aashi
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| new_n_lost
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U Guys Just Confirmed the Theory that Women ONLY UNDERSTAND THINGS THE WAY THEY WANT TO UNDERSTAND NO OTHER WAY WILL BE ACCEPTED
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| mytime
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FEELING  today NNL? Or just missing ur pal?!  GO
 
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| new_n_lost
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LOL Both Mytime
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| LifeInTheFastLane
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2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
lol..
should have included a public advisory with this: "NOt even for professionals; dont even think of trying this at home"..
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