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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and To All The Women Who Can Handle The Truth!
Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.
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| mytime
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Glad i stopped at the 6th. ............ or I wud have met someone like u on my way down!!!!!!!!!   
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| new_n_lost
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On Ur Way UP or Way Down ?????
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Damn Good Smileys Wish they cud talk
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GOOD MORNING ! if i hadn't met my hubby on sixth i might have ventured the 7th and the on the way down met some CLOWNS like urself!!!!!!!!!!! God too much explaining and rotted ur sense of humor!!!!!!!!!  
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Yeah, apparently they are talking smileys and another thing is , this smiley is very sensitive .... it disappears if I type something else in the same post  .
BTW, I would have happily stopped at the 4th floor , had I known of this shop before getting married. Too late now . Now I am trying to live upto the following:new_n_lost wrote:
Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.
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Buddy there r NO MEN ON THE 6TH FLOOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO WHO DID U MEET ON THE 6th FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| arlete
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I believe what Carlos Mencia says:
"I married my wife because we are the best we could make and we figured that out at the same time. Or do you think if we believed we could get Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt we would be together?"
Cruel, but true!
But that's just for laughs. I wouldn't exchange my hubby and wouldn't have shopped at that store.
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 That's the mystery buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats what happens if you buy husbands from such stores !!!!!!
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LOL Nice One Unique !!!!!!!!! But Some Ppl dont get the Msg
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 OH so now it's war because of a typo?!!!!!!!!! I meant 5th........ a slip of finger when i was think back to the days! U
 
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LOL Buddy Cmon take it lightly its a Joke NO WAR PLZ n y wud i start a war with my GURU
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GURU PHASA RAHA HAI?! GURU
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