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indidoc1
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03/22/07 - 12:47 AM

Words Of Women

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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03/22/07 - 12:59 AM

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03/22/07 - 01:13 AM

Yup when its a Single Thanks Means buddy GET the H*** Out of there as fast u can otherwise u r done..

Thats Okay means not u will pay for wht u have done but ALL and I mean ALL her Friends Relatives ESP HER MOM WILL KNOW ABT IT IN SECS. Buddy n i mean SECONDS. It will be brought up in every nagging situation,fight family reunion and most of times when she n her freinds r sitting n having a Round table Conference discussing the faults of their respective partners( that usually happens when one of their own is going thru a break up, fight) for the rest of life n the sentence will become "" But I said Thats Okay I followed him n see wht a mess he has made". The Guy is thinking Y in the World did he think if he does something new it will help his relationship so HE Sticks to the KNOWN WAYS N STILL GETS CRITISIZED but to that he is Immune.

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03/22/07 - 05:30 AM

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indidoc1
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03/22/07 - 06:36 AM

Aashi wrote:
raised eyebrow

mmmm... i know i m taking a big chance cracking a joke on a moderator wink

But i think Aashi's a lady sticking out tongue

WHY?
The presumptive indicator is the eyes in the avatar...
n the defining point is that even the smilies contradict each other. grin

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03/22/07 - 06:38 AM

---------------- nod

'silence'.....
We will never agree that 'we are wrong'...and will 'never' agree whatever u wrote abt ladies is 'right'
'SILENCE'
wink

Edited by Aashi on 03/22/07 - 06:47 AM

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03/22/07 - 07:08 AM

, Aashi
Where is round table?

babydoc4usmle
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03/22/07 - 07:09 AM

my smileys didn't post......

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03/22/07 - 07:11 AM

this is all men's fault

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03/22/07 - 07:11 AM

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we can have one,when we get more members wink

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03/22/07 - 07:12 AM

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we definitely have to smiling face

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03/22/07 - 07:13 AM

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Aashi
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03/22/07 - 07:13 AM

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babydoc4usmle wrote:
this is all men's fault

try disabling the WSYIWYG editor,and switch to plain editor..

Edited by Aashi on 03/22/07 - 07:23 AM

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03/22/07 - 07:14 AM

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why let them off the hook? raised eyebrow

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03/22/07 - 07:14 AM

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:grin:

Aashi
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03/22/07 - 07:24 AM

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yes 'agree',its all 'their' fault.

BTW indidoc,i am persuming that ur a 'male'; coz 1) ur previous avatar had a guy running left and rt,not knowing ver to go and all 'lost'..guess he needs a girl in his life,to show him the 'right' path..and ur current avatar--->cat fighting--->now that too represents a 'MALE' factor--->violence ...u guys always starts the fight..and 'we' put an 'end' to it..with our 'words of wisdom'( peace) and not with our 'fists'
use ur brains,instead of ur muscles

grin

now one thing is true--->silence precedes a world war 3( and i think ur in for more)----->now if u rewind--->u can see who started all this!
grin

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indidoc1
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03/22/07 - 07:51 AM

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Thank you baydoc and Aashi. u have given me lots of food fr thought..
Earlier, i had quoted someone's thoughts about "words of women" but after reading ur posts.. i cn reach my own conclusions... n back it up wth evidence wink

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03/22/07 - 07:55 AM

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( A LOUD sigh!)

sticking out tongue

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03/22/07 - 08:01 AM

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baydoc4usmle wrote:
my smileys didn't post......

baydoc4usmle wrote:
this is all men's fault

When they can't understand something, its men's fault. grin

Aashi wrote:
try disabling the WSYIWYG editor,and switch to plain editor..

And when (veryyy rarely) one of them speaks of reason...

baydoc4usmle wrote:
why let them off the hook?

They talk her out of it sticking out tongue

And whats more...

Aashi wrote:
yes 'agree',its all 'their' fault.

The whole flock decides to give up on reasoning n agrees grin

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03/22/07 - 08:06 AM

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indidoc1 wrote:
Words Of Women "words of wisdom"

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

The whole flock 'agreed' to this point...dont we ladies??
grin

....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphh wink

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03/22/07 - 08:10 AM

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03/22/07 - 08:18 AM

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BTW indidoc,had good time after a long while...
'THANKS' for intiating a discussion..

sticking out tongue

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03/22/07 - 08:19 AM

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Aashi wrote:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( A LOUD sigh!)

sticking out tongue

Lemme tell u one thing abt men too...
When someone gets them started.. they don't care abt sighs..
n especially.. if its a LOUD Hmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhh like a horse grin

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03/22/07 - 08:25 AM

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Looks like this guy is breaking a rule here 'DONT DO IT'

'HORSE'...they r beautiful,elegant' anyone falls in love with a horse

100 times better than "Heee hawwwwww hee hawwwwwwwwwww heee haaawwwwwww"--->this sound represents the very first post!( OOps by a MALE)...So continue.......Braying.................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmph

grin

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03/22/07 - 08:38 AM

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Aashi wrote:
Looks like this guy is breaking a rule here 'DONT DO IT'

'HORSE'...they r beautiful,elegant' anyone falls in love with a horse

100 times better than "Heee hawwwwww hee hawwwwwwwwwww heee haaawwwwwww"--->this sound represents the very first post!( OOps by a MALE)...So continue.......Braying.................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmph

grin

HA! found another fact.. Women call the one who puts forward a point a "HEEE HAWWWW" n yet, the rules he proposed are being proved right at all times by themselves sticking out tongue

And when men taunt.. they call the other party an elegant n lovable horse.. n when women taunt ... shaking head

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