new_n_lost Politically InCorrect

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| | 03/16/07 - 10:36 PM  
 
   
 
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March 15, 2007 08:58am Article from: Reuters A US man accused of drink-driving and crashing his truck into a lamp post told police a unicorn had been at the wheel when it careered off the road. Phillip Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty to charges of criminal endangerment and drunk-driving when he appeared before a court in the western state of Montana yesterday, the Billings Gazette reported. The court heard that Holliday has five previous convictions, four felonies, 35 misdemeanors and 53 traffic violations - including 28 convictions for driving with a suspended licence. His March 7 crash in Billings was witnessed by two police officers, said prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist, but Holliday still insisted a unicorn was driving when he slammed into the street lighting, shortly after running a red light. Only in America.   
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