indidoc1
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A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor,
you've got to help me. I pass gas HUNDREDS of times a day."
He tells the doctor that it's silent and odorless. Then he says, "Doctor, you won't believe this but I've passed gas ten times while we've been talking."
So the doctor gives him some pills, "Here, take two of these every day and come see me in two weeks."
The guy comes back in one week complaining, Doctor, what's in these pills? I still have the gas, it's still silent, but now it smells absolutely TERRIBLE!"
The doctor says, "Well that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on your hearing."
  
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| mytime
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took a while to get it!!!!!!!! I must be aging!
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| shwe
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What a great clinician, thinking in jumping several steps to get the cause/answer with one step at a time.
Likes in our USMLE Question, hee hee, sorry, suppose to not mention the exam here, it is the loung to relax & have fun.
Can I send it to my friends & my med school web 
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