indidoc1
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A guy.. born n brought up in a posh urban area, never saw enuff animals to tell a sheep frm a goat..
Well, he fell in love wth a country girl n they got married. 2 years of marital bliss passed and the girl introduced him to the rustic rural culture..
The guy decides to hold a grand party to celebrate the 2nd anniversary n starts an emotional speech exhorting his wife..
Which starts like.....
" I had never seen a cow alive till i saw my wife" 
needless to say.. it ws his last anniversary. 
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