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Q.-Doctor before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse ?
A.-NO
Q.-Did you check for blood pressure ?
A.-No
Q.-Did you check for breathing ?
A.-NO
Q.-So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A.-NO
Q.-How can you be so sure,doctor ?
A.-Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
Q.-But could the patient have still been alive,nevertheless?
A.-Yes,it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere !!!
   
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