nisha
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> 1. NAMES:
>
> If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for
> lunch, they will
> call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and
> Barbara.
>
> If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will
> affectionately refer
> to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
> Scrappy.
>
>
> 2. EATING OUT:
>
> When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
> will each throw in
> a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
> them will have
> anything smaller and none will actually admit they
> want the change
> back.
>
> When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
> calculators.
>
>
> 3. MONEY:
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
> need but it's on
> sale.
>
>
> 4. BATHROOMS:
>
> A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
> shaving cream,
> razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the
> Marriott.
>
> The average number of items in the typical woman's
> bathroom is
> 337. A man would not be able to identify most of
> these items.
>
>
> 5. ARGUMENTS:
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
> a new argument.
>
>
> 6. CATS:
>
> Women love cats.
> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
> looking, men kick cats.
>
>
> 7. FUTURE:
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a
> husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets
> a wife.
>
>
> 8. SUCCESS:
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than
> his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
> 9. MARRIAGE:
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
> he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
> change and she does.
>
>
> 10. DRESSING UP:
>
> A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water
> the plants, empty the
> garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read
> the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>
> 11. NATURAL:
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>
> 12. OFFSPRING:
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
> She knows about
> dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
> favorite foods,
> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living
> in the house.
>
>
> 13. FINAL THOUGHT:
>
> Any married man should forget his mistakes.
> There's no use in two people remembering the same
> thing.
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2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want the change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.
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Here's a link to find out how your brain thinks...like a male or a female....very interesting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_us...
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There's no use in two people remembering the same thing...
this is soo true..
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There's no use in two people remembering the same thing...very very true but its not just true about mistakes i wud say almost about everything "inside" the house...........
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