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laptop
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11/17/06 - 06:25 PM

GUruchus are sort of disabled on everythanks giving ..They conduct abortions and contraception camps on that day so we dont fight them that day coz attacking them on that day could result in paradoxical increase in their number .. .....therefore As I will be idle on thanksgiving day ,i am planning to destroy(on thanksgiving) a few programs which have been rude or inappropriate to some candidates.No human casualties will be intended and all the employees and residents will be rehabilitated in ice coldy Montana..Those who had nice cars will be given horses and those who had old cars or no cars will be given rats for means of transportation ..The rehabilitation camp in Montana will serve as a modern day penitentiary .I will make sure that every rehabilitated being leads a happy life there in the camp...Their punishment will be that no mean of contact with the outside world will be provided to them ...everybody will be given a free ipod of 60 gb capacity .THis i pod though will only record one song 30 sec long and make copies of it to occupy the full 60 gb .To change the 30 sec song all interested parties will have to go through an Yealrly Application ,interview and match process which will be akin to ERAS match ..

PLease contribute to the list of programs which are to be destroyed ..I dont want to lay destructive hands on some innocent program.

Edited by laptop on 11/17/06 - 06:39 PM

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11/17/06 - 08:46 PM

southwestern medical school at Dallas.

But i think the most important to be destroyed are Harvards and John Hopkins who think they are the big bosses.

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11/18/06 - 08:07 AM

destroy st barnabas,nassau,bronx lebanon...horrible progs
they think fmgs are beggers

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11/18/06 - 09:52 AM

you could destroy them, but if you do it... will there be more UNMATCHED img's??

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11/18/06 - 11:11 AM

Hi laptop

Great idea, better to destroy the enemy before it destroys us....

i think destryoing those programs that are fooling around by claiming to consider IMG's ( 1 IMG in last 100 years) should be the main target for us so that we guys are not 'delusioned ' ( sorry if that is neologism) about these fake programs..

I knew that things are not going the way they should be and now is the time to pull up our socks....Laptop i think we should not let them lead a happy life...

i have been developing PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE (MP3 version downloadable on IPOD ) as a unique technique for psychological torture for these people ...

LET ME KNOW IF IT SOUNDS GOOD ....

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11/18/06 - 03:38 PM

delusion,if you pulled up your socks,you would appear overdressed for the mission,however I may be wrong and extend an anticipatory apology.

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11/18/06 - 03:55 PM

Oh oh!

Let me in!

Ummm

Huron Hospital (Cleveland) comes to mind right away. Not necessarily the whole building, but if you target the lady who emails everyone 100 times, that would suffice.

St. Elizabeth Family Medicine Residency, Youngstown, Ohio
Emory, GA... They suck

For starters at least. They sent the rudest rejections as of yet. (And I've received 35 of them)

SBT

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11/18/06 - 04:34 PM

promoter wrote:
delusion,if you pulled up your socks,you would appear overdressed for the mission,however I may be wrong and extend an anticipatory apology.

hi promoter,

you are right in saying everthing as these guruchus and evil programs have been responsible for my plight as they left me like i look in cold siberian region for months and that's why i dont need hair gel any more...

and i have taken pledge to root out guruchus and evil programs before i buy Designer Armani Red clothes for my interviews....
( i have already bought red socks though)

i wont mind going to any extent to fight for our common cause..

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