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doc-keanu
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11/14/06 - 07:31 PM

Captain, Would you share your valuable yet priceless opinion on dealing with programs that are testing interview candidates with questions from trignometry?

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11/15/06 - 12:11 AM

Is it for Dr He-mans program

Ok learn the tan gents (not ten gents at the beach )
Learn 10 proofs of Pythongoras theorem
have your phone number changed to exact numerical value of pi=22/7
and last but not the least learn the prroof of this theorem by heart

Theorem says girls are evils
OR Girl=Evil
Proof- We all know that girls consume time and money
So girl =time x money
We know time =money
so replacing time with money we get
girl=money x moeny =square of money

We know that money is the root of all evil

so money =square root of evil

Relplacing money with square root of evil we get

GIrl = square of (money)=square of(square root of evil) = evil
THus girl=evil Hence theorem is proved.

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dev
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11/15/06 - 07:34 AM

hey laptop,
whats ur problem? did u get burnt in love= hating girls now??

nisha
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11/15/06 - 04:17 PM

My tip: do what I did and write in big block letters on top of survey "MATH SKILLS NON-EXISTENT"...don't worry you'll still get offered pre-match...sad don't you think??????

Edited by nisha on 11/15/06 - 04:23 PM

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11/15/06 - 05:58 PM

dev wrote:
hey laptop,
whats ur problem? did u get burnt in love= hating girls now??

Hey dev ..No problem with me ..DOnt hate girls ..Infact love them ..This was a maths theorem bro ..It has to do with trignometry (money time and evil ) and girls ..No hate involved.

Ok I will ask one question here ..I will also tell the answer ...I need sumone to explain the answer .

Which is the most erotic number in maths .

2110593

How?

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11/15/06 - 07:59 PM

reminds me of high school...when these things were considered "sooo damn cool"...

:-)

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11/16/06 - 02:38 PM

hehehhee man you killing me laptop txs for the laughs

amirhossein
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11/16/06 - 03:56 PM

St Barnabas needs you know Maths and trigonometry:

Pythagorean theorem:

a2+b2=c2

This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found.

tag 45=1
sin 45=square root of 2 /2
cos 45=square root of 2/2

click to learn more

Edited by amirhossein on 11/16/06 - 04:05 PM

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11/16/06 - 04:09 PM

learn more, click here

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11/16/06 - 05:59 PM

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Last ten hours to win a bumper prize ..Explain the answer to this question

Which is the most erotic number in maths .

2110593

How?
One whoo wins will get so much money that his ten generations vertically and 12 horizontally wont hav to run through this eras match ordeal.Bill gates gave me the explanation to my question thrown to him and see where he is now.Those of you who want to ask me as to why dont I keep that money if I hav so much ..Well thats another zillion dollar question which i will use sumtime later.

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11/17/06 - 06:30 AM

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when 2 are 1 and don't pay at10ion, they'll know within 05 weeks whether or not, after 9months, they'll be 3.

the answer is all over google... wink

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11/17/06 - 07:08 PM

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an wrote:
when 2 are 1 and don't pay at10ion, they'll know within 05 weeks whether or not, after 9months, they'll be 3.

the answer is all over google...

An

Bill gates became rich coz he gave a real answer ..Had he looked up at google he wouldnt hav been so rich ..You looked it up at google and your answer is not the winning answer..Do you think i would stake big money on sumthing available on google.Nope ..You still hav one more chance .Apologies for disapproval .

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11/18/06 - 04:59 PM

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you guys are hysterical!!! got to let off some steam. nod

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11/18/06 - 05:29 PM

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lol..sincere apologies Big Guy..u didnt specify any rules...
anyways, became the zillionth and first search on google and got a surprise prize for that..

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11/18/06 - 06:51 PM

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Better said:

Theorem says opposite sex are evils
OR "opposite sex" =Evil
Proof- We all know that "opposite sex" consume time and money
So "opposite sex" =time x money
We know time =money
so replacing time with money we get
"opposite sex" =money x moeny =square of money

By the way, when "sex" plays a role, you must take everything to the 4th factor...

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11/18/06 - 11:41 PM

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spebeeto wrote:
Better said:

Theorem says opposite sex are evils
OR "opposite sex" =Evil
Proof- We all know that "opposite sex" consume time and money
So "opposite sex" =time x money
We know time =money
so replacing time with money we get
"opposite sex" =money x moeny =square of money

By the way, when "sex" plays a role, you must take everything to the 4th factor...

Theorem proof is invalid coz the bold assumption highlighted above can not be genrealized and applied to male sex..MOst beggars are male (which refutes the assumption that they consume(excess) money ) and fastests 100 m is run by a male (which refutes other assumption that they consume time).Whole proof which you have so conveniently copy pasted is based on this (erroneous)generalization ...thus whole proof remains invalid..apologies for this harsh rebuttal ...but to preserve the sanctity of maths ,i had to rebutt. ..apologies again liutinent spebeeto..

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