laptop
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As everybody lands here on the forum and blurts out his/her story of hope and dspair ,i want to to touch upon a vivid description of my experience..
On a recent trip back 2 my home I stopped at the airporty restroom (mistake!)....I went into the bathroom and I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the puddle of water in front of the toilet...so I put my home keys into the back pocket of my jeans & undid my levis . I went to sit down & slipped some how on that puddle of water in front of the toilet &went to try & catch myself and on my way down I caught a glimpse of my keys dropping like a projectile and then heard my keys go "BLOOP,SWASH DUP" into the toilet, :;but i'm still trying to catch myself from slipping still...so as i'm trying to reach for a safe landing, I twisted around & my elbow somehow(?) hit the toilet handle & it flushed, & my HEAD hits the seat as i watched my keys get sucked up( flushed!) in the toilet!! all happend in sloowww motion!! so there i was, pants down to my knees & sitting in that puddle of water with my HEAD on the seat of a toilet with no KEYS LEFT .
Plus i still hadn't peed yet!!!!??
Edited by laptop on 11/10/06 - 07:20 PM
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| mindmentor
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when bad things happen to good people.....why, why whhyy!
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| loser
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were u under effect of some drug...lol
or u still are not toilet trained..lol
or u r clumsy...lol again
or ur bladder was so full that it slipped ur brain out..lol
or it was just a bad day
ok jokes apart..were u able to pee????????
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| gd11
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oh well...if this really happened to you and is not simply a funny story that you just made up, then you could mention it during an interview if they ask you "What was the most bizarre thing that happened to you lately?"
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| jackripper
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lol laptop . 
you are so funny
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| spebeeto
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laptop,
I don't think you were wearing red..... 
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| tolito
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laptop, this is so bizzare it is hard to believe it happened to you. so sorry about that  :. i once lost my most expensive wristwatch down the toilet too!!
all the best at the match.
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| nisha
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very gross...but I feel bad for u..better luck next time
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| laptop
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My original post was an exercise of analytical reasoning with 2 serious flaws(pus some minor flaws)
1)guys dont sit down to pee
2)levis has zip fly or button fly so guys dont need to pull it down to their knees.(unless the fly and front pockets are not kept in front)
This was an attempt to identify some members who might have been contaminated with Guruchu software(done sucssflly) .I apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused to general public.I will donate this script to MI4 to raise sum money for welfare purposes.
Edited by laptop on 11/13/06 - 12:00 PM
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| maverick
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guess i didnt see the thread b4...would have loved seeing how i replied and blundered hahaha
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| tolito
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i thought you were there to do the BIG job!!!
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scatological humor...not very funny past a certain age....
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