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LOR ,Big mess,Eithr me or lor writer will be dead.
My Lor writer sent an addendum to the programs this morning which has changed the face of my previously stellar LOR .Have a look how one line addendum spelled doomed for me today .
1 Laptop, my student, can always be found 2 working hard on his patients . He works independently, without 3 wasting his time talking to colleagues.Laptop never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Laptop is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Laptop can be 10 called as an asset to any hospital , the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Laptop be 12 recruited to your hospital , and a celebration be 13 executed as soon as possible .
Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this LOR . Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines
___________________ WHo let the dogs out in polka dotted dress shirts .
dev Forum Guru
Topics: 70 Posts: 1,794
10/05/06 - 05:31 AM
#2
very funny
chemamr Forum Hero
Topics: 703 Posts: 4,492
10/05/06 - 05:32 AM
#3
jaja, tha´s a good one. very good!
catmd04 Forum Elite
Topics: 26 Posts: 397
10/05/06 - 05:36 AM
#4
this guy is so COOL
promoter Forum Senior
Topics: 33 Posts: 156
10/05/06 - 05:45 AM
#5
funny!
blizkonebe Forum Elite
Topics: 12 Posts: 348
10/05/06 - 05:57 AM
#6
___________________ keep it real!
blury Forum Senior
Topics: 32 Posts: 92
10/05/06 - 05:59 AM
#7
no doubt laptop ,u have a very good sense of humour.I look forward to your posts.
imnotamit Forum Guru
Topics: 18 Posts: 252
10/05/06 - 06:32 AM
#8
u will win a laughter challenge one day!!..exquisite.. ___________________ Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.
pjohnson Forum Elite
Topics: -8 Posts: 118
10/05/06 - 06:42 AM
#9
promoter Forum Senior
Topics: 33 Posts: 156
10/05/06 - 06:45 AM
#10
he/she will win the wit challenge!!
maverick Surgery Resident
Topics: 146 Posts: 553
10/05/06 - 06:46 AM
#11
2 good ___________________ " There comes a time when for every addition of knowldege you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore,not to have useless facts elbowing out the uselful ones." - Arthur Conan Doyle
Tiger07 Forum Newbie
Topics: 1 Posts: 81
10/05/06 - 06:53 AM
#12
thanx for the laugh, we all could use a few these days.
doc_droc_apurva Forum Guru
Topics: 38 Posts: 1,705
10/05/06 - 07:17 AM
#13
___________________ Aut Invenam Viam Aut Faciam
Evemimi Forum Senior
Topics: 8 Posts: 72
10/05/06 - 08:52 AM
#14
laptop, u so funny & smart!
Good luck!
crab Forum Junior
Topics: 9 Posts: 42
10/05/06 - 09:23 AM
#15
ur cool laptop
loser Forum Guru
Topics: 34 Posts: 341
10/05/06 - 09:42 AM
#16
awesome man
hopingtogethere Forum Newbie
Topics: 0 Posts: 7
10/05/06 - 10:17 AM
#17
all ur posts are cool.,this one was no exception.
amygdalaa Forum Guru
Topics: 24 Posts: 399
10/05/06 - 10:59 AM
#18
Hi laptop-
I see that you are quite dedicated to ensure our well-being :-) You are definitely an asset to this forum :-)
___________________ "If at any point you feel you cant..... then you MUST"
hookorcrook Forum Guru
Topics: 31 Posts: 189
10/05/06 - 11:04 AM
#19
Laptop u rock I've enjoyed all posts from judging a man...to the missing ceiling... this and all the in betweens. ___________________ I am there...almost..
funny!
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