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Hi i am new but i have read posts from lat year
Just wondering if it was you i spoke to today ? Very pleasant young man , that called this AM to schedule an i-view? .....No?
The PC was extra Nice.....though i know even if it was you , you wouldnt admit( and no i didnt ask are you BBB...)
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| laptop
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Did I speak to you Xtant. i am one month old on the forum but i havent read posts from lat year
Just wondering if it was you i spoke to today ? Very pleasant young man , that called this AM
you were extra Nice.....though i know even if it was you , you wouldnt admit( and no i didnt ask are you Xtant ...)
THats called plegiarism .
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Xtant! sorry to burst ur bubble dear but she's a sweet LADY not a "very pleasant young man"
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NIsha ,he is describing himself in 'very pleasant young man '..you dont read stuff very well..how can one come to know young or middle age on phone ..i understand juvenile and old ..but young and middle is difficult
sorry xtant bro we are just killing time
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| amygdalaa
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:-)) laptop
xtant- why did you think bbb was male?
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WHen will girls learn to use their faculties. Dear AMy ,i explained sumthing to Nisha .This dude xtant knows that bbb is female ..he was referring to himself when he said -very pleasant yong man..
My dear God .I request you to give at least some of all the wisdom you have bestowed upon the likes of me to the ignorant females inhabiting this earth .
the above script does not apply to bbb .bbb is smart and bright .
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| amirhossein
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bbb doesn't call, she emails you
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come on guys, xtant had called bbb, not the other way around. xtant had called her 'this am to schedule an interview'
and xtant describes himself as 'pleasant young man' trying to make BBB remember him and acknowledge that she was the PC he had talked to, which he thinks
PS: PC - program coordinator
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| docRocker
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Stopp hitting your head now, u r bleeding. I know it hurts to explain a simple thing in so many words. Maverick, I appreciate the effort made by you.
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sorry if my avatar scares you, its purpose is to make the appearance of guruchus public.
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Hello commander laptop. I was being constantly bugged by a palmtop today. Did you become a dad already? Congratz. When is the party and the grand introduction of our little commander palmtop.
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No docrocker ,Palmtop is not my son.I am so engrossed in our mission that I dont have any time for jobs like babysitting .This palmtop was a contraband hardware circulated by the Guruchus to defame me .Do not anticipate any parties or grand introduction.Captivate the palmtop and disable him with GOrilla virus.
Maverick is fighting a never to be won battle by trying to explain things to a specie(female )which was never meant to understand the meaning of anything.He is bleeding heavily .I must do something.
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| Xtant
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Laptop, do you have a Girlfriend/wife/partner??
To you ladies(Nisha...and co), i apologise on behalf of my sex (the male sex,that is) for Laptops behaviour.
My post wasnt clear enough,thats why you thought that i thought that BBB is male.
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Dont be so scared Xtant .Why maverick ,I and docrocker were able to understand your post .And why two females were not able to understand it .Difficult question but easy answer.THey are females .
As i said 'its a mystry to me,the game commences " "Its a private investigation ,not a public enquiry "DIRE STRITS .
Edited by laptop on 09/27/06 - 10:44 AM
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refreshing topic
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| dev
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Hi laptop
Do u have to be offensive about females?
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Oh please Dev ..its a healthy discussion .Nothing offensive about it .I have great admiration for females ..I apologise if there is any offensive word or saying in my posts.
BUt why not let the discussion continue and see how females defend themself and explain the reasons for the mistakes committed in the beginign of the thread .
YOu can see how maverick hurt himself and bled heavily in trying to explain things to two females ..THis was almost like a suicide attempt...isnt it maverick .If you havent seen maverick then please go back to the previous page and see what he did .
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laptop wrote:
Why did maverick ,I and docrocker were able to understand your post .And why two females were not able to understand it .Difficult question but easy answer.THey are female
LOL...Oh, I am sure there are plenty of females here who'd understand Xtant's post. I did!
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| amygdalaa
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Its no wonder you all 'young men' understood that other 'young man's' first post right on the first reading :-)
'Great minds' think alike?
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Thanks Dev/Xtant....it's really nice to know that sweet guys still do exist! There's still hope for the rest of us!
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WHy are we not sweet Nisha .Bringing out an implicit oddity is bitter ?
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MY friend ,you hav won yourself a medal of honor .I hope you will recover from your head injuries very soon
You gave a Very good and simplified explanation of a seemingly difficult to comprehend (for 2 girls) puzzle .You tried your best and bled to extinction in explaining .Kudos to you for your gigantic effort .But unfortunately you were pitted against a beutiful but very complicated specie which no one has been able to fathom uptill now.Centuries have passed and wars have been won and lost but this specie is right there at a place where there is no reason ,no logic and where nothing can be explained rationally.I sometime equate females to computers coz i find many similarities between them .I will tell you why females should be considered as computer and computer as feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. Same with computer
2. The native language one womam uses to communicate with other women is incomprehensible to everyone else. Same with computet
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. Same with computer
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.Same with computer .
All females to avoid taking any offence .What else do you want .I have equated you to a computer.
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
Gandhi, the Mahatma, an acknowledged apostle of truth, is usually down to earth in his expressions. Here are some of his thoughts on women.
Of all the evils for which man has made himself responsible, none is so degrading, so shocking or so brutal to me, as his abuse of the better half of humanity, the female sex, not the weaker sex. It is the nobler of the two, for it is even today the embodiment of sacrifice, silent suffering, humility, faith and knowledge.
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| Tiger07
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Indeed, men and women are from different planets. ie, Mars and Venus.
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then y do they want to live together on same planet earth?
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| docRocker
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for biological reasons.
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