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  #26

An -I approve your request.YOu will accrue our fee in form of credit on your bank account .A 22 percent interest will be charged.I anticipate the final amount to be enormous.So contact insurance agency to safeguard you against non payment.Every laugh leading to a cramp will impose a penalty of 40 $.Penalty for Drooling of saliva is 10 $ for every drop.Penalty amount for sudden and projectile expulsion of drinks or food will depend on damages caused.Hope you will be able to afford our services.We have some link ups with bankrupt banks .We can ask them to approach you if you are interested in loans.



Docrocker-encrypted mssg-hte filan maount iwll eb rporiotiponal ot hte tinerst fof hte ncandtiae .

Apurva - WE have got tarjeta de credito!!!!ir de compras!!!








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  #27

Hey commander,

awesome man... u r too vivid..

not only your imagination runs wild when u write but u make the readers imagination run wild too. I always look forward to your posts.

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  #28

whoa....can't afford that kind of moolah, atleast not yet...no bank will give me a loan, not with 0 interviews in my bag and no chance of residency...hmm..looks like i gotta live with my bluez....

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  #29

AN

l forwarded your impressive credentials to RAMBA SAMBA bankrupcy bank ANd they are interested in providing you a loan.You will have to give them some worn out clothes,rusted utensils and old blankets as a guarantee.This guarantee will serve a dual purpose .Wondering what

!)be a guarantee

2)the managing director ,chairman and the board of directors will utilize it for their personal use.

DOnt worry .Tommorow they will approach you.




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  #30

:-)))))))

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  #31

tick, tick and tick...will take all 3 with me to work today...hope u ran ur anti-guruchu software on this bank, and gave them security clearance...coz love island frat is one thing, what i wouldn't want to meet r any of those awful guruchus,...

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  #32

AN

I am glad an that you cared to go through my war history .No need to worry about Ramba Samba Bankrupt bank members.They are not guruchus.

Please change your title if you could..It says Forum GUru but from an angled stare it looks like FORUM GURUCHu



Edited by laptop on 09/18/06 - 08:11 AM

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  #33

i thought of that..and so did my genetic profillng...happy to tell u that my genetic map has absolutely no similarity with any of the guruchu gene maps(i found those on wikipedia)

btw, think the bank guys have reached my city..today morning saw a bat circling up in the sky, think there were 2 men sitting on it...they r most likely to be sent by u, right?...


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  #34

I was one of them and it was my lovely rabid bat..The other one was a man i found crying outside an airport because he hade missed his flight..SO i gave him a lift and on my way back from your place dropped him off to his destination..It doesnt hurt to help people

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  #35

the man u gave the ride to was my boss...he just got in...seemed thrilled to bits..i think it was his first bat flight...

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  #36

YOUr boss was a crrok..He nicked my wallet from my backpocket.I just realized.

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  #37

maybe he is investigating u...he works part-time for the government..i wouldn't worry too mcuh about it..he is probably only checking ur fraternity out, and u coz u r the Commander...after checking that ur group is upto no harm, and is in fact for quite the noble IWG cause, u should get ur wallet back..

now i get it..his missing flight etc. was just so as to hitch-hike a ride with Commander laptop..


Edited by an on 09/18/06 - 09:10 AM

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  #38

i have a slight feeling that with all things being equal programs pay attention to 3 digit scores instead of 2. but i think cut off points even for the toughest programs would be 235? 240? beyond that what matters is USCE, graduation date, research experience, who wrote your letters, where your med school is etc.

that being said, if you get a 270/270/250 and the hospital doesnt sponsor visas, it dont matter shit to you cause u got nothing! even at a normal comm program.

i doubt they'd shoot someone down for getting a 243 and not a 260. anyone with different thoughts?









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