docRocker
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Hello love island,
We the people of Love Island despite being almost on the brink of extinction due to massive attacks by Guruchus, we take a pledge today that we will continue fighting for this noble cause -- to save the face of mother Earth, integrity of love island and for the prosperity of mankind.
Love island history is divided into 2 parts:
Growth and prosperity: We started building love island, it soon became the strongest economy in the world. But guruchu devils (believed to a species from outer space) had other plans.
KY jelly wrestling event was planned to raise sufficient funds to develop enough mega pale dale missiles to drive guruchus out of earth and kill their evil intentions of ruling earth someday.
Destruction: On one calm but dreadful night guruchus attacked love island with full vengeance. Everything was lost, I was captured, laptop was wounded. snake and titbit managed to ecape. We lost everything.
Now after managing to escape from the evil clutches of guruchus , I contacted chief (laptop) and we are in the process of rebuilding love island and taking our overwhelmingly famous KY wresting event to its much awaited start.
Members:
laptop: the man on mission. Leader, organizer and and active member of love Island Fratenity.
docrocker: Also known by some as mindreader. Active member , a fundraiser and communicator.
Snake: Our friend, currnetly status unknown, working to get him back.
Titbit: Snake's son from the intern at Harvard. He has guruchu genes from the intern. He is also our friend.
Hitback: Our help in crises, he has developed innovative technologies for love island.
ABOUT KY JELLY WRESTLING
We, the people of Love Island take a pledge to save the mankind from the wrath of guruchu community. For raising funds we have organized a KY Jelly Wrestling Competiton.
It will be held at love island in a tub full of KY jelly.
Rules for participating are:
1. All participants must undergo colonoscopy. Valid exceptions will be considered individually. (To look for hidden weapons)
2. Paticipants should not misuse the KY Jelly for personal pleasures.
3. We have recruited snake to perform colonoscopies as it is easy for him to slip in and will reduce the cost of more KY Jelly and procedure cost.
4. It is advisable to hold your bowel movement during the fight. In some instances the expelled gas has reacted dangerously with KY Jelly causing mass euphoria.
5. All will get a foleys catheterization as no break is allowed during the six hour fight.
6. Lastly the official dress code is the red underwear with flashy golden stripes/stars. (This helps us to evade the guruchu space shuttles)
Note: Red colour is our national colour. We all wear red to escape guruchus.
ABC TV has agreed to air this competition live.
ABC TV has agreed to air this competition live.
The paticipants are:
Britney Spears: Pitted against Christina Anguilera.
Britney will sing Baby one more time after the first colonoscopy by snake.
Nelson Mandela: He is currently in prison at love island. We cannot approve of his wish to participate in bare minimum clothing.
Pamela Anderson vs Mike Tyson: we need a bigger tub for this fight. tyson plans to bite pamelas lt. ear.
David Beckham and Victoria: Not finalised.
The thallesemic vs osteoarthritic female (this would be an interesting fight)
Justin Timnerlake and mandelas illegitimate son: Actually they are with the guruchu community and want this competition down.
PD: He is our hidden anonymous contestent. We are looking for a focus of tuberculosis in his right splenic flexure of colon, which could prove detrimental to snake when he performs colonoscopies.
Michael Jackson: Would be refereeing some fights. There is an apprehension in parents bringing their kids to the fight because of him. Even titbit is scared.
nelson mandela in prison at the northern end of love island but had to do this for protecting all children of the world from having to see the gory ,and ghastly sight of NElson in his bare minimum clothes.
JUstin Timberlake was a nice guy initially but he took a u turn from the moment he learned that we are going to do a colonoscopy on britney.Apparently Justin was kidnapped by the goruchus sometime back and ever since he has started behaving bizzarely.He might have imbibed evil intentions of goruchu community
SO thats it my friends.
We are currently in the process of recruiting new members to the love island fraternity, who can help us fight 4 this noble cause. We are looking for your support.
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Come join us at Love island and discover what it takes to be a gladiator and a saviour of mankind.
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| docRocker
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Thank you for reading and supporting thi noble cause.
We will continue our epic journey on this thread:
http://www.prep4usmle.com/forum/thread/39313
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