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i hope a little bit of mischief is allowed in jokes ..if not ,i am ready to face the warning and remove this joke
SOme Girls at a ladies hostel call eleCtriciyt office
" we lost the power send your men"
Electicity Officer
" No Man here, Use Candles"
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hehehe, here's one.
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, Here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that Is a son of a beech or a son of birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is Neither son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best Piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face.
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